We customize the lie, loft, and shaft of our clubs, so why not the part we look at? I'm talking about the driver head, or course, and ClubCrown is the new product that will really make your driver your own.
ClubCrown is a one-size-fits-all semi-permanent cover that lets you personalize the crown of your driver (and most other woods). It not only lets you proclaim your loyalty to your alma mater or your proclivity for argyle or leopard skin, but will protect your club from sky (aka "idiot") marks and the other nicks and scrapes that come from regular use.
ClubCrowns are installed in ten minutes or so by certified installers, but can be removed by simply peeling them off. They are also USGA-conforming and will not have any impact on club weight or aerodynamics, although you never know what will happen to your swing when it begins with a glimpse of that atomic mushroom cloud perched behind your ball.
There are hundreds of designs with new ones added almost weekly. Choose from racing stripes, wild patterns and animal prints, or proclaim your loyalty to a branch of the US armed forces or your favorite university. At $39.99, ClubCrown is an affordable way to put a little whimsy into your game.
Among many other books, Dave Donelson is the author of Weird Golf: 18 tales of fantastic, horrific, scientifically impossible, and morally reprehensible golf